As you may know, I'm trying to hire for a few positions. I've been tweeting about it a fair bit, so if you follow me, I offer my humble apologies. The process is quite exhausting, but I've found doing it internally yields better results than using agencies.
The small win I'm celebrating is that I finally filled one of the positions. So just 4 more to fill. Yay.
Still, I'm blown away by the things people do to try and get noticed. I've talked to some friends who are in human resources full time about good ways to benchmark people's applications, and have also tried to help an
awesomesauce friend in refining his applications by putting my experience on
both sides of the recruitment fence to work.
Clever creativity is key in getting the attention of those who have the
sometimes always painful job of trawling through the emails. And for me, it's a good way of putting into action my constant prayer for more of patience.
I thought I'd seen most of the ludicrous attempts to capture my attention until yesterday, when I received an application typed
entirely in a font very similar to the one below.
If you are the person who sent this to me...what on earth were you thinking????
I suppose I should be happy that it wasn't snailmailed on parchment shouldn't I...