Long term crazies who follow my blog, or Jenni's, might remember a song that appeared back in March 2009.
Shrewd readers of comments on said blogs might also remember it was never really finished.
Almost 18 months later, that problem has now been rectified with the unveiling of...
Jenni Jenni v2.1 (feat Diane Goodwin)
Yes, I convinced Diane to join in the fun for the first time in over a year.
So here we have the song & lyrics. If you're especially crazy and want to download a copy, you can click the link above the song, which will take you over to music.davidgoodwin.com where you can also discover some of my other bizarro "musical" creations.
And send Jenni a punch in the gut. Or neck. She likes punches there too, even if the song doesn't say so.
(Make sure you listen all the way to the end too)
I gave up on the idea of sleeping
Cos everyone is snoring and I've been weeping
The ear plugs I like they’re no longer making
I’m telling my friends to go to work naked
Oh what is wrong with me?
Don’t answer that cos it’s obviously just me
Chorus
(Jenni Jenni) I tell my friends they suck
(Jenni Jenni) And they should just shut up
(Jenni Jenni) While I joke about your mom
(Jenni Jenni) It’s just me here spreading the love
So don’t make me laugh when I am driving
Cos my eyes shut and we’ll soon be dying
At least that’ll stop the hyenas fighting
And adenoid removal is so inviting
I think today is just for me
But don’t tell Chance ‘cause he’s pumpin’ a grumpy at me
Chorus
Bridge
(bee boo baa boo bee baa beep)
“k-kaaa”
“your face is retarded”
“jerk”
"holla"
“I will cut you”
“that’s what she said”
...
“I need a pedicure”
"HOLLA"
I really really like the idea of sleeping
And maybe one day I’ll find it easy
But for now I’ve got all that I need
A whole lotta love ‘n my awesome family
And friends who really really see
That a punch in the gut is the same as a hug with me
Chorus
